- Sausage Fest
Infobox Television episode
Title = Sausage Fest
Series = Robot Chicken
Caption =Jon Arbuckle : "Oh, gods be praised! I'm free! Free!"
Season = 2
Episode = 15
Airdate =October 15 ,2006
Production = 33
Writer =Hugh Davidson
Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Seth Green
Dan Milano
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Director = Tom Root
Guests =
Episode list =List of Robot Chicken episodes
Prev =Veggies for Sloth
Next =Drippy Pony Sausage Fest is the name of the fifteenth episode of season two of the television comedy series
Robot Chicken . It was first shown onOctober 15 ,2006 .A "sausage fest" refers to any social gathering where all or nearly all of the participants are male. In this context, male genitalia have been likened to sausages; thus, when the number of males present in a certain social setting grossly exceeds the number of females, that setting may be said to have turned into a "sausage fest."
The equivalent term for social settings which predominantly comprise females is a "Clam Bake".
List of Skits
Smoke Sex
Running Bear has smoke sex with a villager across the canyon. The
smoke signal s from across the canyon ultimately form into a pair ofbreast s.The CEO of Burger King
The CEO of
Burger King is confronted by the King himself. The king is killed, only to be revealed as the CEO's only son, which makes for a delightful commercial.Don't Cross the Streams!
The
Ghostbusters are worried about what happens when they "cross the streams."Lil' Hitler
Hitler is shown as a youth in school and is annoyed about the size of his desk. Furious, he demands the Polish child's desk, who is sweating profusely.
The Book of Your Life
William David Reynolds gets sent to Heaven and then annoys God with inappropriate questions he asks his "Book of Life". He is then sent to
Hell where he amuses the Devil with his findings.Lil' Hitler (Part 2)
Lil' Hitler is back, the Polish child is missing and his desk is pushed up against Hitler's. Hitler now states that he needs the
Czechoslovakia n child's desk as well!Cat Court
In a cat version of
The People's Court , we have the episode ofGarfield vs Heathcliff.Heathcliff is mad because he thinks Garfield has become a lame knockoff of himself. The judge decides that the only way to settle this is a "
catfight ". The two proceed to fight like cats, though with twists. Heathcliff grabs hold of Garfield's eyelids. Garfield lashes at Heathcliff's face. Heathcliff hits Garfield in the face with a trash can lid. Garfield hits Heathcliff in the face with a lasagna and then uses Nermal as a shield. Finally, Garfield forces Heathcliff to eat kitty litter.The court then comes to the conclusion that Garfield is the winner. Although Heathcliff lost the fight, Garfield starts having a heart attack, while making another joke about lasagna, only to have a guard shoot him to avoid "another lame lasagna joke".
Jon Arbuckle andOdie rejoice.The clip closes with a look at the next case which involves the assault case of Timer, the Cheese Guy versus Chester Cheetah.
Five Stages of Grief
The Five Stages of a Giraffe's Grief. The clip starts with him stuck just up to the top of his legs in
quicksand .Stage 1: Denial -
Giraffe is sinking as he is denying his imminent death, even denying that it's not even quicksand.Stage 2: Anger - The quicksand is up to the middle of his back. Giraffe begins wielding and screaming fiery expletives while thrashing about using the F word several times.
Stage 3: Bargaining - The quicksand is starting up his neck. Giraffe pleads with God to give him a
mulligan on the quicksand thing in return for Giraffe not urinating on his "shorter creatures".Stage 4: Depression - The quicksand is almost at his head, but still on the neck. Giraffe begins crying heavily and cries for his mommy.
Stage 5: Acceptance - The quicksand is just under his head. Giraffe now wants to die as he reassures himself Heaven is wonderful and full of leaves and
slurpee machines. Just as he is ready to go, he hits the bottom of the quicksand. He cusses just as a lemming approaches him and uses him as a stepping stone.Lil' Hitler (Part 3)
Lil' Hitler is shown one more time, this time, with all of the desks except the USA's and another desk. The American child claims it is not his problem until the Japanese child knocks over his drink.
X-Academy
The original
X-Men are lost in a fight with a Sentinel, killed by the robot's iron fist. Professor Charles Xavier recruits the stars of the Police Academy to replace them and are subjected to horrifyingly lethal training programs. Many of them die during the training process. After graduation, the new X-men are sent to fight the robot with the same results, much quicker as they are kicked far away. Not saddened one bit, Xavier looks at the Sentinel and asks "Same time next week?"Cast / Voice actors
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Seth Green -Burger King CEO, Giraffe,God , Judge, Lil' Hitler, Nermal,Professor X ,Satan , Timer, Wife
*Gary Holms - Cyclops, Carey Mahoney, Eugene Tackleberry,Heathcliff
*Marion Ramsey - Laverne Hooks
*Fred Tatasciore - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle
*Michael Winslow - Larvell Jones
*Elijah Wood - William David Reynolds, Police Cattoop!d Monkey
The monkey is about to stick his finger in an empty light bulb socket. [http://www.robotchicken.info/gallery/Stoop%21d_Monkey/Stoop_d_Monkey_Sausage_Fest]
References & External links
* [http://www.robotchicken.org/Sausage_Fest Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
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