Nothing Nice To Say

Nothing Nice To Say

Infobox Webcomic
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caption = Blake and Fletcher
author = Mitch Clem
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status = Active again. Schedule appears to be weekly.
began = February 25 2002 []
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followed by = San Antonio Rock City

"Nothing Nice to Say" is a webcomic, touted as "The world's FIRST online punk comic" [] , created by artist Mitch Clem. It is sometimes abbreviated as "Nothing Nice", "NNTS" or "NN2S".


First launched online in February, 2002, "Nothing Nice To Say" follows roommates Blake and bald-headed Fletcher, while living in Minneapolis, Minnesota, as they make fun of punk rock, punk rock fans, and just about everything relating to the punk subculture, including themselves. Although it follows the de facto 3-panel webcomic setup of two roommates with one being slightly off-the-wall, it is unique in placing them in a punk setting.


During much of the comic's existence, Mitch used the space under the comic as his blog. Now his blog can be found at his LiveJournal (See Link Below).

Clem's blogs began to show that he was likely suffering bouts of depression. Because of this he was mocked on the comic's own discussion forum; the internet traffic for which had rapidly outgrown the traffic for the comic strip. This is allegedly one of the reasons that Mitch- somewhat unceremoniously - ended the comic in 2004. At this time, Mitch told fans he would be collaborating on a strip called "Joe and Monkey" with fellow webcomic artist Zach Miller.

Clem left Joe and Monkey before the series even launched, but did return to take over writing and illustration duties for the entire month of January 2005, at which point Mitch announced he would resurrect "Nothing Nice" in what would become the now familiar black and white format, as opposed to the original run, which was in color.

Updates slowed sometime after January 2006, when Clem began focusing his energy on a new autobiographical strip called "San Antonio Rock City". Eventually, "Nothing Nice" was put on indefinite hiatus and "SARC" became Clem's main focus.

Mitch Clem stated that he was unopposed to bringing back "Nothing Nice" (though perhaps at a less frequent schedule), and stayed true to this statement when he brought it back on a weekly schedule on August 28, 2006. Updates ranged from sporadic to nonexistent for a while as the focus shifted from "SARC" to "NN2S" and back. Clem eventually quit "San Antonio Rock City" after breaking up with his then-girlfriend who served as the series' co-star, and turned his focus back to "Nothing Nice", where it continued to update on a mostly regular thrice weekly schedule. "Nothing Nice" went back on temporary hiatus as Clem began work on another autobiographical strip, "My Stupid Life". Nothing Nice to Say resumed on September 15, 2008.

Main cast


One of the comic's main characters. He is named after Blake Schwarzenbach of Jawbreaker and Jets to Brazil fame (also has an obvious resemblance to Jawbreaker-era Schwarzenbach), and is a great fan of both bands. Tends to be the voice of reason of the two main characters. Besides Schwarzenbach bands, he is also a fan of pop-punk bands and even some indie rock bands. Played guitar in a band with Fletcher, called "The Negative Adjectives". He has a shrine to Henry Rollins in his bedroom, something Fletcher was unaware of until September 13, 2006. Blake is considered by many fans to represent a sort of "parallel universe Mitch", or is at least modelled on the comic's author; the parallels between certain of their life events and their shared tastes and opinions are used as evidence for this.


Blake's bald-headed roommate. Did not originally have a name; instead he was named through a reader contest. Tends to come up with some fairly crazy and somewhat anti-social ideas, sometimes resulting in litigation. He is also sometimes attracted to irritating behaviors and habits simply for their ability to anger others, such as his taking up smoking. Often wears a band shirt that reads "BAND". Is a fan of 1980s hardcore punk. Played drums for "The Negative Adjectives". Recently contracted a case of "pop punk" at a show. He is often a comic foil to Blake's role as straightman and the two most often provide the main thrust of the series' plotlines.


Originally a ska fan, he now listens to emo and vehemently denies having ever liked ska at all; this is plotted by the author to make fun of what he perceives to be the trend-hopping nature of most modern-day emo fans. Blames the female gender for most of his problems, even though they actually tend to be self-inflicted. Also seems to exude "whiny bitch pheromones" which make it impossible to stay around him for any longer time without resorting to physical violence. He started out 2007 by renouncing emo in favor of what he felt was less depressing pop-punk, but after buying the newest pop punk album (implied to be the album "Hospitals" by Off With Their Heads), he hanged himself in his apartment.


An anthropomorphic gopher (refential to the strip's setting of the Twin Cities of Minnesota.) Very sarcastic, and at one time insulted people for spare change. According to the comic, has played bass for Screeching Weasel, roadied for Fifteen and secretly written songs for The Donnas. Played bass for "The Negative Adjectives" before he quit right before their first show. Cecil has apparently rejoined the band since Joe Banks (see below) joined [] . Usually seen wearing a Germs shirt.


A vegan, hardcore-crust punk. The rest of the cast tends to walk on egg shells around him due to his veganism, as they're afraid they might upset him if he so much as touches an object that has been in contact with dairy products. He has been referred to as both "Charlie" and "Chris," an error that Clem has jokingly acknowledged.


A radical feminist (riot grrl). Spends a lot of her time getting upset at Blake and Fletcher for allegedly objectifying female punk rock band members, yet started dating Alice only because a "strong lesbian stance" would improve her image as a feminist.


The comic's youngest character. He's a skater and tends to get made fun of by Blake and Fletcher, as they see most skaters as "corporate whores".

Joe Banks

In 2005, Nothing Nice To Say and Joe and Monkey had a crossover, featuring Joe, the titular hero of the latter, auditioning for Blake and Fletcher's band, The Negative Adjectives (after seeing a poster written by Fletcher proclaiming that the band needed no new members). Ironically, Banks was accepted as the band's new singer and second guitarist and has since been featured in strips featuring the band performing.

Other recurring characters


A skinhead oi! punk, and is mistaken by Blake and Fletcher for a Nazi.


A goth girl and a lesbian. Currently dating Karen.


Was originally straight edge, but has since broke his edge and started drinking as well as smoking. Has straight edge X's tattooed on the back of his hands, and is prone to violence when one points out the irony in having them and consuming alcohol and tobacco.

The Hippie Chick

Also known as "That Hippie Chick Who Works At The Coffee Shop" is hinted at having dated Alice. Not much else is known about her, other than that she is in fact a hippie and likes the Grateful Dead and Phish.

The Ska Dude

Doesn't have a name. Was introduced because Mitch wanted a ska dude.


Originally from the H. P. Lovecraft stories. He's lived in Blake and Fletcher's closet for, presumably, the entire series, though he has only shown up a couple of times. Most recently, Cthulhu was turned into a kitten, though his subsequent trip to the sewers, where he raised a C.H.U.D. to eat the person who turned him into a kitten, suggests he still has his powers.

Zach Miller

Has appeared in some NN2S comics. Creator of Joe and Monkey and the late No Pants Tuesday

Mitch Clem

Mitch often appears in his own comics, often arguing with Blake & Fletcher via intercom, and was once sighted drawing the comic at a coffee shop.

pin-offs and related content

an Antonio Rock City

San Antonio Rock City, or SARC, was an autobiographical webcomic about Mitch and his weekly exploits with then-girlfriend Victoria. This comic was updated consistently several times each week, eventually going daily, for approx 6 months. Mitch quit the series permanently after he and Victoria broke up in early 2007.

The Coffee Achievers

The Coffee Achievers originally started out as Nothing Nice story arc, but later turned into its own comic as a collaboration with Joe Dunn, from Joe Loves Crappy Movies. The cast is mostly the same as that of Nothing Nice, but with small alterations, and is not considered to take place in the same universe as Nothing Nice To Say.

The Coffee Achievers began a working relationship between Clem and Dunn that has now developed into a partnership, with Dunn serving as Clem's go-to colorist for his prolific work creating concert fliers and album art. The two have also expressed plans to eventually team up again for Clem's long-planned post-apocalyptic saga "The Rain Dogs".


On February 19, 2008 Mitch announced on his MySpace blog and his Livejournal that Dark Horse Comics would be publishing the long-awaited NN2S book. The book will contain :
* All Nothing Nice to Say comics from 2006-2007.
* Over 40 pages of guest strips Mitch has done for other comics (including his month-long stint for Joe and Monkey).
* Redrawn strips from the early years of NN2S to introduce new readers to the characters.
* Illustrations separating the different sections of the book.The book is slated for release in October 2008. [ [ rainofbastards: First, a comic!MY STUPID LIFESecond, big ] ]

Criticism and analysis

"Nothing Nice To Say" was used along with "Penny Arcade", "Fetus-X" and "American Elf" as an example of comics using the web to create "an explosion of diverse genres and styles" in Scott McCloud's book "Making Comics" McCloud, Scott (2006). "Making Comics", New York: Harper Collins Publishers. ISBN 0-06-078094-0. Pg. 227]


External links

* [ Mitch Clem's website]
* [ Nothing Nice To Say]
* [ The Coffee Achievers]
* [ Mitch Clem's Livejournal]

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