Every Inch a King

"Every Inch a King", ISBN 0-97559156-1-4, is a 2005 fantasy novel by Harry Turtledove, published by ISFiC Press. It is a fictional account of the story of Otto Witte, who allegedly spent five days pretending to be the King of Albania.

Plot

The book centers around Otto of Schlepsig, a circus performer and tightrope walker, who is surprised to learn that he's an almost dead-ringer for Prince Halim Eddin, recently invited to become king the newly independent country of Shqiperi. Fed up with his life in the circus, Otto, and his friend, the sword swallower Max of Witte, get some uniforms and set out to take the Prince's place as King of Shqiperi.

Setting

The book takes place in a fictional version of the Balkans, between the First Balkan War and the Second Balkan War. All the countries mentioned there have real world analogues (ie: Hassocki Empire = Ottoman Empire, Lorkis = Greece, Shqiperi = Albania). Magic is predominant in the land and fills the same roles technology does in our world. It is also worth noting that the names given to the analogous countries all have some basis in reality. For instance Shqiperi is the Albanian name for Albania, Poland is named after Gdansk a city in northern Poland,and the United States is Vespucciland after Amerigo Vespucci etc.

The politics of the world are almost the same as our own, as well, right down to having analogues of Catholic Christianity, Eastern Orthodox Christianity and Islam.

Style

The novel is essentially a fairly light-hearted comedy. There's minor violence, but nothing too severe. Unlike in many Turtledove books, the sexual activity takes place "off screen" and is aided by a wizard who makes a magic spell that, in part, uses some little blue pills as a main ingredient.

Real-World Analogues for People and Places

People

*Otto of Schlepsig = Otto Witte
*Max of Witte = Max Schlepsig
*Essad Pasha = Essad Pasha
*Prince Halim Eddin = Prince Haleem Ettin

Places

*Shqiperi = Albania
*Vyzance = Constantinople
*Hassocki Empire = Ottoman Empire
*Torino = Italy
*Tver = Russia
*Vespucciland = United States of America
*The Dual Monarchy = Austro-Hungarian Empire
*Yagmaria = Hungary
*Eastmarch = Austria
*Albion = the United Kingdom
*Schlepsig = Germany
*Belgora = Montenegro
*Plovdiv = Bulgaria
*Lokris = Greece
*Vlachia = Serbia
*Dacia = Romania
*Gdansk = Poland
*Bruges = Belgium
*Nekemte Peninsula = the Balkans
*Luetia = Paris
*Lakedaimon = Athens
*Aeneas/Ancient Aeneans = Rome/Ancient Romans

Other

*War of the Kingdoms = World War I
*Nekemte Wars = First and Second Balkan Wars
*Major Mustafa/Colonel Kemal = Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
*Zogu = King Zog I (Skander also gets his name from King Zog)
*Religion of the Quadrate God = Islam
*Zibeonite Religion = Eastern Orthodox Christianity
*Eliphaletism = Roman Catholicism
*Cytherea's Temple = Temple of Aphrodite
*Fortress Hill (in Lokris) = the Acropolis