- Massage Chair (Robot Chicken episode)
Infobox Television episode
Title = Massage Chair
Series = Robot Chicken
Abraham Lincoln: "Who dares to disturb my slumber?" George W. Bush: "Who dare's question my daring... of... his dare... jerk?"
Season = 2
Episode = 9
May 28 2006
Production = 210
Tom Root Matthew Senreich
Director = Doug Goldstein
Episode list =
List of Robot Chicken episodes
"Massage Chair" is the ninth episode of the second season of
List of Skits
werewolfhowling outside of an apartment complex gets a shoe thrown at him for his efforts.
Incompetent Airport Security
Airport Security agents are more interested in rifling through passengers' personal items than screening for contraband or weapons.
Cuddles Fabric Softener
I Don't Want Your Sandwich
James Van Der Beek offering the line, "I Don't Want Your Sandwich" in a parody of his similar line from "Varsity Blues."
Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in Office Fighter. Frank and Jim, two employees, were fighting over the due date of the marketing proposal. In Round 2, it is Jim vs. Nancy. Jim had beat Frank and Nancy.
Ryufrom Street Fighterappears in Round 3 and beats Jim.
Monkeys in Outer Space
NASAgets a $1 budget, and go back to basics using monkeys to explore outer space.
Mummy Tee Pee
Pharaohuses a mummy's wrappings as toilet paper
Do the Dew!
A little boy proves that not all stunts have to be extreme.
George W. Bushdiscovers that his midichloriancount is extraordinarily high, and thus he has Jedipowers. He uses his newly-found powers to convince Laura Bushto have a "3-some" with Condoleezza Rice, to throw Bill Clinton's car into a pond over a parking place dispute at McDonalds, and to deface the Lincoln Memorial. The memorial, however, is the home to Abraham Lincoln, a Sith lord - and they battle throughout the National Mall. In the closing sequence he reveals to Jenna Bushthat he is her father... and then he wakes up from his daydream.
* This skit was also used in the Star Wars episode.
Verne Needs a Hand
Verne needs some help with groceries.
We're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including:
*Timmy in a well from Lassie, where Lassie keeps on attacking the microphone person.
*A "Big Wheel" accident with
Bob Barkerfrom The Price is Right, where a contestant gets his sleeve caught on the Big Wheel and goes around, and around, and around.
Richard Dawsonfrom Family Feudgets his kisses from a gentleman contestant.
Britney Spearsouttakes includes Britney and her ex-husband Kevin Federlinegetting stoned and making comments about being famous.
*A Ghost Rider outtake with
Nicolas Cageincludes Cage crashing into a wall with a motorcycle, which happened because nobody taught him how to drive one.
Hulk Hoganin Hogan Knows Best, where Hogan asks his family "Who wants peas?"
*Auditions tapes from
MTV's Jackass! Which includes people getting injured in crazy stunts.
The Bloopers host commits suicide by getting in a bathtub and dropping a toaster in it.
Cast / Voice actors
Emma Caulfield- Timmy's Mom
Seth Green- Bill Clinton, Contestant, George W. Bush, Jenna Bush, Jim, Nicolas Cage, Security Guard, Verne Troyer, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
Hulk Hogan- Abraham Lincoln, Himself
Jamie Kaler- Bloopers! Host
Jimmy Kimmel- Ryu, Richard Dawson
Jim Meskimen- Frank
* Chad Morgan -
Laura Bush, Nancy
Adam Talbott- Teen
James Van Der Beek- Bush's Aide, Himself
The monkey has fallen in love with a python. [http://www.robotchicken.info/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=Stoop%21d_Monkey&id=Stoop_d_Monkey_Massage_Chair]
References & External links
* [http://www.robotchicken.org/Massage_Chair Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
*imdb title|0437745|title=Robot Chicken
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