- Grant unto Him Eternal Rest
Infobox Television episode
Title = Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest
Season = 1
Episode = 6
Airdate = 26 May, 1995
Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
Zara Turner(Laura Sweeney)
Mairead McKinley(Sister Monica)
Tommy Duggan (Fr. Paul Cleary)
Shay Gorman(Father Jim Sutton)
Jimmy Keogh(Fr. Fay)
Episode list =
List of Father Ted episodes
Season list = Father Ted Season 1
And God Created Woman
Next = Hell
Grant unto Him Eternal Rest was the
pilot episodeof the Channel 4 sitcom" Father Ted". It was, however, the sixth to be aired, the last of the first series. The parochial house interior is decorated differently to other episodes, and Dougal swears ("Bollocks!") which is out of character compared to other episodes.
Sister Monica has visited the Parochial House. As she sits calmly, Dougal's only idea for
conversationis "So, you're a nun?" At that point, Ted enters, saying they plan to visit the Holy Stone of Clonrichert, and Sister Monica says she will go to freshen up. Dougal says she's wanting to "impress the lads" and is confused when Ted comments on nuns providing "a woman's touch". When Sister Monica returns, Dougal confuses her by saying "Ted says you were touching him."
Meanwhile, in Jack's room, Jack is sitting motionless in his chair, with many bottles of alcohol and floor polish around him. He appears dead, but Dougal passes him off as merely "very drunk", saying "I haven't seen him this bad since he disappeared with Sister Imelda" ("the Blue Nun"). Dougal holds up an empty bottle of floor polish, called 'Purge: Floor Polish'. Ted lectures Jack on what "the
Windolenedid to you", and Sister Monica enters. She checks his pulse and says that he has died.
Sister Monica tells Dougal to perform the
last rites. He demonstrates his incompetence through a long speech, saying "I don't know if I should be looking up down here or up there, and you're up there with our Lord and Stalin and Bob Marleyand my parents". When prompted by Monica to say the Latin, Dougal reads "last rites" consisting of the names of Italian footballers Alessandro Costacurtaand Roberto Baggio(this stems from Graham Linehanand Ardal O'Hanlonbeing fans of " Football Italia").
At Jack's funeral, Mrs Doyle goes around pestering priests to have a
sandwich. Meanwhile, Father Fay and another priest (who is in hysterics) and shakes his fist at the Lord, saying "You bastard!" and then falls to his knees, exclaiming "Imagine, Ted! A Polish Pope! It should've been Jack!" and Father Fay goes crazy, throwing books off the bookshelf.
Dougal, later, then fools around, sitting in Jack's old chair and acting like him by uttering his numerous catchphrases, until Ted catches him. Mrs Doyle announces that a woman has come to see the remaining
Craggy Islandpriests; she is Laura Sweeney, the executorof Jack's will, and tells them that Jack was actually very rich and has left IR£500,000 between Ted and Dougal. However, this bequest is on condition that they spend one night with Jack's body, because of his great fear of being buried alive and of enclosed spaces, a fear which caused him not to take confessions - "also, he just didn't want to do it". When they tell Miss Sweeney that they'll need to discuss the inheritancewith the solicitor, they are greatly amused when she tells them that she "is" the solicitor, with Dougal telling her "if you're a solicitor, I'm Boy George".
The next scene commences with Dougal sitting by Jack's coffin singing "
Karma Chameleon", and Ted nursing a cut after Miss Sweeney punched him and swore at him. Ted and Dougal then muse about how Jack managed to save up so much money during his life, by never giving to charity and not wearing trousers during summer, among other things. They also comment on him being the first priest to "denounce the Beatles" - "he could see what they were up to". Flashbacks are shown of Jack beating students, telling them they'd burn in hell and punching Ted over a game of chess.
Ted and Dougal, bored, then play
charades, at which Dougal fails miserably, before they both settle down on the floor in their sleeping bags. Dougal enquires whether Ted believes in an afterlife, prompting Ted to ask Dougal if he became a priest through some sort of competition. Dougal also asks how Ted plans to spend his money, with Ted lying to him by telling him he'll give it to charity, while envisioning partying and gambling.
While Dougal sleeps, Ted gets up and looks out on the snow falling, quoting from "The Dead" as he does so, prompting Father Jack, standing behind him, to shout "shut the feck up!" Ted passes out from the shock of seeing him, waking Dougal, who then does the same.
Back in the house with Jack back in his chair, Ted explains that the floor polish had brought about all the symptoms of death, but that it just wore off. The pair, clearly very disappointed at losing out on the inheritance, then head to the shops to buy some more floor polish suggesting that might start leaving it round the house or even in Jack's room, "in case we run out". The episode ends with Jack turning to camera and telling the audience to "Feck off!"
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