- The Fear of Wages
The Fear of Wages is an episode of
The Goon Show, a British radio comedy, written by Spike Milliganand Larry Stephens["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2; Track 11, 00:46.] . As the 25th episode of the sixth season, it was first broadcast on the 6th of March 1956 and was among the shows first repeated in the 1970s following the success of The Last Goon Show of Allin 1972.
Like many of "The Goon Show" titles, it was a parody of a contemporary film,
The Wages of Fear(1953). As with many episodes, the title by which it is known is not the on-air announced title. This was "Le Salaire la peur", meaning "The Wages of Fear". The episode title uses an incorrect translation.
The plot is loosely based on the plot of the film, "The Wages of Fear"; transporting
Burma, 6th of March, 1956: Colonel Neddie Seagoon of the 4th Armoured Thunderboxes reads a telegram that
Major Bloodnokfailed to show him in 1945 because he thought it was a practical joke. The telegram states that World War IIended in August 1945, which comes as a shock because Seagoon and the others have been fighting the Imperial Japanese Army, now confined to a tree, for the last fourteen years.
Fortunately, however, General Yakamoto emerges from the tree with a
white flag, wishing to borrow more ammunition to keep fighting. The British refuse and so the Japanese surrender, voluntarily giving up their supplies: one thousand cans of nitroglycerineand two thousand cans of sake. The ever-degenerate Bloodnok takes command of the sake, leaving Seagoon to telephone the War Office with news of the victory.
The scene shifts to the Army Pay Corps, where Chief Cashier
Hercules Grytpype-Thynneis blatantly stealing money from the army’s wages and hiding it in a variety of bizarre places, with the help of Moriarty. They receive a telephone call telling them of the miraculous return of the lost regiment. The two thieves are horrified as they have spent all the back pay due to the soldiers. While Moriarty panics and Grytpype ponders the situation, the show goes into its first musical interlude.
Back in Burma, Seagoon informs Bloodnok that
Whitehalldenies that the regiment's soldiers are alive. The only way to get their back pay is to take the Japanese army, in their tree, back to London. Seagoon announces that they should leave the nitroglycerine behind, but just then Grytpype telephones to say that they won't get paid unless all the supplies are accounted for. That means that someone must drive the truck full of nitroglycerin, which leads to a lengthy discussion. Seagoon refuses and Bloodnok has generously volunteered to drive the truck full of the sake, so Eccles (who appears off a record is ordered to drive the truck, which quickly explodes. However, Eccles reveals he wasn't really driving the truck, and the unfortunate Bluebottle was asleep in the back.
After the second musical interlude, we discover that the truck convoy has been driving back to England for five weeks. Bloodnok has been continually drinking the sake all that time, which worries Seagoon as it means they won't get their back pay. In an aside to the audience, General Yakamoto reveals that he switched the sake with the nitroglycerin.
Meanwhile, Grytpype (aware that his plot to blow up Seagoon and the others has failed) has called a governmental meeting and informs the
Chancellor of the Exchequerthat the regiment's combined back pay amounts to millions of pounds, which will ruin the country's annual budget. The decision is made to stop the convoy by getting the Japanese to declare war again.
However, the Japanese run out of ammunition again and again are refused to be lent any by the British. However, when Bloodnok tries to cut the tree down, the Japanese reveal they have suddenly got more ammunition (presumably, as Bloodnok suggests, in a
Red Crosspackage from home). Bloodnok and Seagoon jump into the bulletproof driving cab of the truck and continue driving back to England, fighting with the Japanese all the way.
At a British government Cabinet meeting, Grytpype finally concedes and admits that they will probably have to pay the regiment their owed wages. The truck pulls up outside and Seagoon and Bloodnok demand their back pay. In turn, Grytpype demands their supplies, willing to take the sake if not the nitroglycerin. Seagoon and the others tip Bloodnok upside down in an attempt to make him vomit up the sake, but as he really drank the nitroglycerin, he explodes.
The show ends with Bluebottle asking the announcer,
Wallace Greensladeto inform the audience that he was not killed in this episode.
Characters (in order of appearance)
* (Colonel) Neddie Seagoon (
* Announcer (Wallace Greenslade)
* (Private) Eccles (
* Mate (
* Date Announcer (Peter Sellers)
* Major Sir Denis Bloodnok (Peter Sellers]
* Unnamed Indian Soldier/Singiz Thing (Spike Milligan)
* Unnamed British Soldier/Throat (Spike Milligan)
* General Yakamoto (Spike Milligan)
* Moriarty (Spike Milligan)
* Chief Cashier Hercules Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers)
* Sergeant Goldberg (Spike Milligan)
* Bluebottle (Peter Sellers)
* “Rhubarbing” Cabinet Members (Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, the BBC Orchestra)
* “Custarding” Cabinet Member (Harry Secombe)
* Chancellor of the Exchequer Jim Spriggs (Spike Milligan)
Winston Churchill(Peter Sellers)
* Unnamed Tokyo Governmental Official (Harry Secombe)
* "Thunderbox" is Army slang for a
latrine. [Mentioned, for instance, in the novel series Sword of Honourby Evelyn Waugh.]
* The British army did not move into Burma until 1943, so the time period of fourteen years is incorrect. However, several Indian armies under British command had been fighting there since December 1942 (although even then, it's not quite fourteen years).
* The British soldiers in this story are sometimes referred to as the '3rd' Armoured Thunderboxes, and sometimes as the '4th' Armoured Thunderboxes.
* Continuity is also ignored in the name of fun. Note how the Japanese soldiers surrender at the start of the episode due to having no more ammunition but later run out of ammunition again. Likewise, when Seagoon finally reaches England and demands his backpay, Grytpype changes the argument of why he's refusing the demand. Sake is also somehow explosive. ["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2.]
* Oddly, the drunken Bloodnok makes some German references while fighting the Japanese. ["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2; Track 8, 03:59.]
* Peter Sellers fluffs a line at one point and refers to the Japanese soldiers as Chinese. ["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2; Track 8, 03:53.]
* Seagoon makes what would now be considered a racist comment at one point, call the Japanese "slant-eyed". ["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2; Track 8, 03:45.]
* Ray Ellington had trouble not laughing during his singing of "
Bubble, Bubble, Bubble (Pink Champagne)" due to the unseen (and mostly quiet) antics of the cast. Various members of the cast (mostly Milligan and Secombe) faked burps and popping sounds to try to make the singer laugh. ["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2; Track 7.]
* When trying to hide his "wife", Bloodnok slips into a bad impression of
Cary Grantmomentarily. ["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2; Track 5, 00:51.]
* Various characters quote, or rather misquote, the beginning of "
The Green Eye of the Yellow God" by J. Milton Hayes.
* The "Cabinet office" is at "No. 10 Frith Street", as opposed to
10 Downing Street, the official residence of the Prime Minister. The real Frith Street was home to Jimmy Grafton, who gave Milligan and the others space to develop their material before they became well known, not to mention letting Milligan sleep on his floor.
* During the earlier meeting of government officials,
Wallace Greensladerefers to a governmental meeting being held at "No. 10 Fred Street", although there is no indication the two meetings are one and the same.
* As is common in episodes of "The Goon Show", the 1950s British
pin-upand actressSabrina, is referenced. ["The Fear of Wages"; ISBN 0-563-53629-2; Track 10, 00:22.]
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