- Getting Any?
Getting any? Directed by Takeshi Kitano Produced by Masayuki Mori
Written by Takeshi Kitano Starring Beat Takeshi
Music by Joe Hisaishi Cinematography Katsumi Yanagishima Editing by Takeshi Kitano
Distributed by Nippon Herald Films
Release date(s) February 2, 1995 Running time 110 minutes Country Japan Language Japanese
Getting Any? is best described as a sex comedy movie. It showed Beat Takeshi, originally a very popular manzai performer, returning to his comedic roots. The movie features an Airplane!-like assemblage of comedic scenes centering around a Walter Mitty-type character whose obsession is to have sex.
The film met with little acclaim in Japan where its release was barely noticed. However the film maker confessed in 2003 (while in production for Zatoichi), that Getting Any? was one of his three favourite movies among the ten he had directed by that time. According to him, this work is the basis for all his upcoming movies (including the acclaimed Hana-bi) as it features all his recurrent themes and it gets his part of violence, and even its part of sadness (i.e. all efforts deployed by Asao to have sex).
According to an interview, Kitano's purpose in this movie was to laugh at his own gags, to make a mockery of them. He also wanted to laugh at the young Japanese men, those born after World War II who are simple-minded and much too direct and simplistic when it comes to talking with girls about having sex. Kitano denied satirizing Japanese society, and claimed that his aim in this movie was to make the audience laugh.
In Getting any? Minoru Iizuka, aka Dankan, (Boiling Point) plays as Asao, a naive and goofy man who lives with his grandfather in Saitama. (His mother and younger sister, appearing in later scenes, live in Tokyo.) Even though Asao is 35 years old, he is very inexperienced with girls, but he absolutely wants to get laid. One day as he watches an erotic TV film, he realizes that all he needs to get girls and sex is a fancy car, so he runs to the closest car dealer.
In the TV film, the male character got a Porsche 911 Cabriolet, so Asao aims for a luxury import car dealer. To the seller asking what kind of cars he's looking for, Asao naively answers that he wants "a car for having sex". After trying a cabriolet, with the assistance of a very helpful and somewhat helpless hostess, Asao confesses he is strapped. All he can afford is a used domestic budget-car, so he's forced to buy a Honda Today, a modest K-car which is very cheap compared to the Mercedes-Benz, Rolls Royce, Aston Martin and Ferrari displayed in the show room.
Then, he quickly restages the scene he has seen in the TV film, with the help of a female mannequin, before aiming for street girls. Quickly, Asao realizes that male-female sociorelations are not as simple as in porno, and that real life girls are not as naive as in fiction works.
After several humiliating and unsuccessful tries, Asao comes to the conclusion that roadsters are more efficient. Such cars are expensive but Asao is without money, so he asks his grandfather to help him. After cashing in his grandfather's liver and kidneys, he returns to the car dealer. The seller convinces him to buy an Austin Healey Sprite MkI, a classic British roadster, but once he learns how much money Asao really has (only 1/4 of the funds he had the first time), he changes his mind and sells him a Mazda Eunos Roadster (Mazda Miata), a popular Japanese roadster, claiming it is the same car. When Asao insists, the seller claims the '50s Austin-Healey was old-fashioned and the Eunos is a better model for cruising. The Eunos is driven a few meters and starts falling apart. Asao complains to the seller, but the latter is a conman and refuses to talk with him any more, so Asao picks up the fallen pieces and attaches them to the back of his car.
The young man tries his luck anyway with girls on the street, but doesn't succeed, so he finally sells his wrecked car to a local salvage company.
As he walks home, he finds an apparently abandoned, parked, Mazda RX-7 Series 5 Turbo (FC), and he decides to steal it. Asao drives a few miles when he encounters a young woman walking along the road and decides to talk to her, as shown in the erotic film, but the sports car does not brake anymore and he runs over the girl, and crashes the car into a billboard. He is lucky enough to not get hurt and he ditches the coupé (he doesn't care about the woman).
Asao imagines stewardesses are naked and offer "on-board sex service" to 1st class 747 customers, so he decides to travel by plane. Since he does not have any money, he will do an armed bank robbery, but first he needs a weapon, so he heads to Kawaguchi City (near Tokyo) where he will be able to make his own revolver in the local iron foundry.
Eventually, he has many adventures such as joining the yakuza, becoming Zatoichi, becoming invisible, and getting transformed into a giant fly-man ala The Fly. The movie ends with his capture after diving into a large reservoir of feces. After the credits, there is a scene where Asao jumps around Tokyo (as the fly-man) before landing/getting impaled on the Tokyo Tower.
References and parodies
References to the gangster films of Joe Shishido abound.
The videos of Michael Jackson.
Unlike popular western beliefs, the inspiration for the fly-man (not The Fly) and the toumei ningen (transparent man) are not Hollywood movies but a local 1957 horror movie directed by Mitsuo Murayama, called Transparent Man & Fly-Man (透明人間と蝿男) (Edit: the manner in which the 'fly man' is formed is directly taken from David Cronenberg's 1986 remake of "The Fly," so the gag is indeed at least partially based on Hollywood film). It is uncertain if the Tōmei ningen (Japanese version of The Invisible Man) More likely the bit is a reference to the roman poruno titled Tomei ningen. Hunting suits wore by the Doctor. and his assistant are a reference to Ivan Reitman's 1984 SF-comedy Ghostbusters and the drums to King Kong; the latter is more probable as the design seems vintage (Edit: this is not in any way uncertain, as the music is almost a note-for-note recreation of the "Ghostbusters" theme song - the sequence is clearly intended as a direct parody). The alternative ending, which comes after the end credits, features the familiar reference to Steven Spielberg E.T., the character flying by the moon.
- Lone Wolf and Cub series (子連れ狼, Kozure Ōkami aka Sword of Vengeance)
- Zatoichi series (座頭市, Zatōichi)
- Branded to Kill (殺しの烙印, Koroshi No Rakuin)
- The Secret Of The Telegian (電送人間, Densō Ningen)
- Tōmei ningen to hae-otoko (透明人間と蝿男, lit. Invisible Man & Fly-Man)
- Godzilla vs. Mothra (ゴジラVSモスラ)
- The Fly (1986 film)
- Ultraman series (ウルトラマン)
- Ge ge ge no Kitaro series (ゲゲゲの鬼太郎)
Questioned about the scatological gags used in his movie, Takeshi Kitano answered that excrements and manure were a common source of humor in Japan since the country was traditionally an agricultural worker's land.
A French interviewer even asked the film maker if the giant dirt, seen near the end of the movie, was a metaphor for the decadence of the Japanese society, but Kitano laughed and answered that not at all, it was only meant as a "local color" joke.
- Takeshi Kitano video interview featured in the Getting Any? DVD published by Cheyenne Films (EDV 1040), France (2003).
- Review and Notes at kitanotakeshi.com
- Official website
- Getting Any? at the Internet Movie Database
- Getting any? at AllRovi
- Official website (Japanese)
- Getting Any? at the Japanese Movie Database (Japanese)
Films directed by Takeshi Kitano
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