Fuck, Marry, Kill


Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck, Marry, Kill (sometimes abbreviated FMK) is a forced choice game in which the player(s) are asked to assign a given group of three people into which ones they would like to have sex with, wed or murder respectively, and to explain why. The group most often consists of objects of the players' sexual interest.

A number of online versions of the game exist, although they lack the audience sometimes considered essential to its enjoyment. There is now a website dedicated to the playing of this game called wedbedordead.com which allows people to sign-up, and rate other members photo's in a worldwide game. Howard Stern has played the game many times on his popular radio show, sometimes with celebrity guests and sometimes with staff members on the show. Other local radio shows have included the games in their shows as well, including Johnny Dare in the Kansas City Metropolitan Area. This is also an understandably popular game with college students, given its admittedly ribald nature and the wide selection of possible choices.

Variant names

Some other titles for the same premise include:
* Do, Marry, or Die
* Eff, Marry, Kill (typically censored for broadcast media)
* Fuck, Friend or Foe; this variant ensures that the three choices are mutually exclusive. The major difference is that you will never have sexual relations with your Friend (Marry suggests it might occur).
* Punch, Pash or Partner, from the Australian Big Brother 2006 Friday Night Live series.
* The Cliff Game
* Shoot, Marry, Fuck (SMF for short)
* Chuck, Fuck or Marry
* Shag, Marry, Kill
* Bed, Wed, or Dead
* Chuck, Fuck, or Stuck
* Marry, Boff, Kill ("Up All Night" episode of "30 Rock")
* Oral, Anal, Vaginal
* Death Is Not An Option (usually a binary choice, one of which is selected for sex)
* Do, Dump, Marry
* Do, Date, Dump
* Marry, Kill or Do (MKD)
* Shoot, Shag and Marry
* Shag, Marry, Push Off a Cliff (England/Australia)
* Marry, Fuck, Killfuck (This variant makes the third option fucking your chosen target until death occurs)


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