The Hamptons (Seinfeld)

Infobox Television episode
Title = The Hamptons
Series = Seinfeld


Caption = George's girlfriend, exposing herself to all but George.
Season = 5
Episode = 85
Airdate = May 12, 1994
Production =
Writer = Peter Mehlman & Carol Leifer
Director = Tom Cherones
Guests = Melora Walters, Melanie Smith & Richard Burgi
Episode list = List of "Seinfeld" episodes
Season list = Infobox Seinfeld season 5 episode list
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"The Hamptons" is the eighty-fifth episode of the NBC sitcom "Seinfeld". This was the 21st episode for the 5th season. It aired on May 12, 1994. This was the final produced episode of the fifth season, although it aired as the penultimate episode of the season.

Plot

The four principal characters travel to the Hamptons to see a baby; they find that the baby is altogether ugly. While on the beach, Kramer finds a filled lobster trap and thinks the catch is his, unaware that it's a commercial lobster trap. George's girlfriend goes sun tanning topless while he goes out to get tomatoes; and George is seen naked by Jerry's girlfriend Rachel, to whom he tries vainly to explain that, having just gotten out of the cold water, he is a victim of penile "shrinkage." Elaine is thrilled to be termed "breathtaking" by a doctor (guest star Richard Burgi) until she finds he ascribes the same appellative to the baby. Rachel tells George's girlfriend about his "shrinkage" and she leaves. George gets revenge on Rachel by tricking her into eating lobster, which is not kosher. Kramer then gets arrested for lobster poaching and must pick up garbage on the side of the road.

The working title for this episode was "The Ugly Baby."