List of characters in the Conker series

This is a list of fictional characters in the Conker series consisting of mostly "Conker's Bad Fur Day" and "".

Major Characters

Conker the Squirrel

The protagonist Conker is a greedy, heavy drinking, red squirrel. Conker though highly materialistic and never afraid to insult, he always approaches new characters with a positive outlook. Conker's adventures occur because he gets drunk and wanders in the opposite direction to his home. He is voiced by Chris Seavor.

Berri

Berri is Conker's girlfriend, she began as a small chipmunk the same approximate size as Conker in "Conker's Pocket Tales" but since "Conker's Bad Fur Day" she has been tall (at least twice Conker's height), thin and curvaceous. Conker and Berri form a close relationship, though she is frustrated by his regular drinking. She seems to be a porn star due to an advertisement in Live & Reloaded for sex and an appearance as a cover girl for "Fur Only" magazine. Berri gets abducted by a rock man to dance at a nightclub. Conker saves her, but the Bouncer takes him to the mafia boss Don Weaso. Berri oddly doesn't believe that the "caveman" is Conker and leaves. She later appears in a Trinity outfit working for Weaso. Conker joins her in robbing the Feral Reserve Bank, a spoof of The Matrix. Afterwards they encounter the Panther King, who had Weaso double-cross them. He then orders Weaso to kill Berri, who dies in Conker's arms. Berri is portrayed as a ditzy, stereotypical valley girl with entirely pink possessions and a naive but no-nonsense attitude. She (or at least, a beta version of her from "Twelve Tails") makes a minor cameo in Banjo-Kazooie; a bunk bed in a cabin in Rusty Bucket Bay has a poster of her hanging above it. She is voiced by Louise Ridgeway.

quirrel High Command

The Squirrel High Command (the SHC) are a faction of squirrels at war with the Tediz. They were featured in the Nintendo 64 original version, Conker's Bad Fur Day, but they were simply referred to as "The Squirrels". The Squirrel High Command are portrayed as heroic, representing the Allied forces of WWII, fighting against the evil Nazi Tediz. The SHC "recruit" Conker by knocking him out and putting him on a higgins boat similar to the landing craft of the Battle of Normandy. The Squirrels were voiced by Chris Seavor, Chris Marlow, Louise Ridgeway, Fred Tatiscore & Duncan Botwood.

Tediz

The Tediz are a group of soldiers under the command of Von Kripelspac. They are made to resemble Teddy Bears. According to the game Conker's Bad Fur Day, teddy bear soldiers were first used in an unspecified "Milk War" 300 years previously, but were soon decommissioned due to their flimsy design and flammable stuffing. The Tediz are at war with the SHC, though neither game specifies why. In Bad Fur Day, a new version of the teddy bear soldiers is created by a Germanic technophile weasel scientist named Professor Von Kripelspac, who christens them the Tediz; originally simply teddy bears with guns filled with stuffing, but in the Xbox remake, Live & Reloaded, they are made to resemble WWII Nazi troops with blood. Later they are also shown to be robotic underneath (the Machine Tediz), reference to the second film, though they still bleed. The Tediz' voices were by Chris Seavor, Chris Marlow, Fred Tatiscore & Duncan Botwood.

The Tediz and the Squirrel High Command, as well as their scenario, resemble characters and situations from "Boris the Bear", a comic published in the 1980s.

Professor Von Kripelspac

Von Kripelspac is a weasel scientist who worked for the Panther King. He is in a hoverchair (a high-tech supplement for a wheelchair), has no legs but crudely bandaged stumps, has a robotic eye and arm for reasons unknown. He was the leader of the Tediz and dressed up like a combination of and Adolf Hitler, until all his Tediz were killed and he had his Legs blown off by an SHC soldiers bazooka. After his war with the SHC he worked for the Panther King, who threatened him with the "duct tape", as an inventor and general problem solver. Kripelspac appears to have various inventions including anti-gravity chocolate, however these are sidelined to fix the Panther King's coffee table. He was later sucked out in space, when the Bank Vaults airlock was opened in orbit, and thought dead. This event was caused by Conker. He survived though, and later led his Tediz soldiers against the SHC in the Future War. In Bad Fur Day two things about him were not told: His name was not known (he was simply called The Professor) and the way his legs were lost was wrong (his legs were said to have been chopped off by the Panther King). He was voiced by Chris Seavor.

Fabled (Fairy) Panther King

The Panther King is the arch-villain in the popular Nintendo 64 video game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The king orders Von Kripelspac to fix his table and when Kripelspac calculates that the perfect fit would be a red squirrel he sends out his guards to capture Conker merely to use as a replacement table leg. During the Milk Wars, the Panther King gained control by overthrowing and cutting the legs off the weasel king and banishing squirrels from the kingdom. Towards the end of his reign, the scientist planted an alien egg inside the king and its birth killed him. His corpse was sucked into space through the airlock that Conker opens. Years later, in a war between the SHC and the Tediz, the squirrels went to an ancient base, hoping to get an ancient weapon, but instead found the Panther King's tomb. The body was gone, with the Tediz resurrecting it. There are two endings. If the SHC win, they destroy the Panther King's body so he won't get resurrected. If the Tediz win, the Panther King is successfully resurrected, instantly demanding milk. He was voiced by Chris Marlow.

Bosses

The following are bosses in Conker games.

Evil Acorn

The Evil Acorn is the main villain of "Conker's Pocket Tales". He kidnaps Berri and all of Conker's presents on Conker's birthday for unknown reasons. Conker manages to track him down and defeat him, getting his presents and Berri back, though he promises he will return.

Haybot

The Haybot is a character in Conker's Bad Fur Day who resembles a Haystack creatures with arms and eyes, but under the hay is a robot with an Austrian accent. The Haybot is a spoof of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator, with a red view for targeting and responding in conversation, the accent, red eye showing and the hay burning away to reveal a metal skeleton. The Haybot also uses a shoulder-mounted missile named "Suzi 9 mm", a parody of the Uzi 9 mm. He was voiced by Chris Seavor.

The Big Big Guy

The Boiler, described by Conker as a "bourgeois big-bollocked boiler", is found in Bat's Tower. When all but two of the Fire Imps have been extinguished, the pair that remain jump into the boiler and turn it on, where it is revealed to be sentient, and sports a British accent and a pompous attitude. One of the Fire Imps, at his companion's urging, presses a button that reveals an oversized pair of brass testicles, to show the boiler is up to the task of beating Conker. The boiler has a tendency to charge at Conker, and if that fails, it uses its grill as a flamethrower. Conker dumps sludge on it to stun it, then cracks its testicles with bricks and, eventually, his saucepan, knocking them clean off. The boiler collapses and, in their haste to escape, the Fire Imps accidentally set off a self-destruct mechanism instead of going out his butt.

The Great Mighty Poo

The Great Mighty Poo (aka Sloprano) is a giant mound of poo with a huge, flapping mouth full of digested yellow corn teeth, two tiny green eyes and two stubby arms with which he "throws his shit" at Conker. Through the battle he sings a 'Sloprano' like an opera singer in a loud baritone voice. Conker defeats him by flushing him. As he goes down, his last words mirror the Wicked Witch of the West's. He was voiced and sung by Chris Marlow. After the game's release, his character and song became mildly popular.

Buga the Knut

Buga the Knut is a huge, obese Cave Man who seems to be something of a Caesar-like figure. He appears in the Uga arena where he orders people to be fed to Fangy, a dinosaur. He spends much of his time bragging to his girlfriend, Jugga, about his allegedly-large penis. After Conker tames Fangy and kills several Uga troops, Jugga remarks that Conker must have a larger penis, and Buga enters in the arena in a fury to destroy Conker. Conker immediately uses Fangy to defeat him, first by ramming his crotch, and then tearing chunks out of his buttocks. Soon Buga drops his loincloth and is unable to conceal the fact that his penis is in fact tiny. In humiliation, he breaks out of the arena and disappears. He was voiced by Chris Seavor.

Count Conkula

Count Conkula is a character in Conker's Bad Fur Day & Conker: Live & Reloaded. He is the stereotype of a vampire and can transform into a bat. Much of his introductory cutscene is a parody of Dracula.When Conker enters his mansion, he greets Conker and gives him something to eat (despite Conker's remarks). When the villagers storm his mansion, Count Conkula reveals that he was going to kill Conker and drink his blood, but decides instead to turn him into a Vampire bat. After figuring out that Conker is his great, great, great, great, great grandson, he sends him to grab villagers and put them in a giant grinder. After drinking too much blood, he falls into the grinder and is killed. Outside his mansion is a grave for Count Conkula who is possibly the ancestor Conker notices on the wall in Count Batula's dining room. He was voiced by Chris Seavor.

The Experiment/Little Girl

The Experiment is a Tediz experiment consisting of a giant Tediz torso with a mechanical abdomen and legs. Attached to the end of one arm is a Little Girl (a grey squirrel with blonde hair). As the little girl says, "I'm the brains and the eyes, and he's the brawn", indicating that she is in charge of the body. She also says "I haven't been a Little Girl for some time now". This indicates that she was made a robotic being as a girl and attached to the experiment, which is why she is still in her child body. It is apparent that this has given her an evil alter ego, as she changes whenever angry or evily delighted: Her eyes turn a dark green color and her voice becomes deeper and more threatening. The Experiment has several disproportionate weapons including two miniguns, two missile launchers, two lasers and a circular saw attached to his other hand. The Little Girl deceives Conker, he thinks she is an innocent child but when he tries to "rescue" her (with reward money in mind), she reveals the rest of her being and the Giant Tediz emmerges from the floor. They are finally defeated by Conker using a tank to shoot the red opening on the Tediz's back. The little girl survives however and starts a countdown on an explosive. The little girl parodies The Exorcist when revealing her true nature; her eyes turn to their hidden green color and her head slowly rotates.It is unknown when the little girl died but it is assumed that she died when the island blew up. Little Girl was voiced by Louise Ridgeway.

Heinrich

Heinrich is an Alien (Xenomorph) from the Alien film series. His incubation took place inside the Panther King and was placed there by Von Kripelspac who treats Heinrich like a pet, patting and praising him. Despite being an Alien, Heinrich only kills one character, the Panther King (as he bursts from his chest). Conker fights Heinrich as a spoof of Aliens where Ripley fights the Alien Queen; Conker dons a large, yellow, metal suit with clamps for hands and does battle with Heinrich. Heinrich is thrown out an airlock. Unfortuanately, he is able to climb back in. Heinrich is killed by Conker however in the "throne-room" with a Katana after the game "locks-up" and Conker bargains with some programmers.

Minor Characters

Gregg the Grim Reaper

Gregg plays the part of The Grim Reaper in the Nintendo 64 game, "Conker's Bad Fur Day" and its remake, the Xbox game, "Conker: Live and Reloaded"

Gregg is a colourful character, who first appears when the player character dies. He explains the life system to Conker, and drops him back into the world of the living. Gregg later appears at the beginning of the Spooky chapter, and aids Conker by giving him the shotgun.

Gregg is a "diminutive" reaper, and has a coarse mouth, which makes him a fan favorite. He hates cats, as they have nine lives and each take forever for him to catch and claim. He also hates Zombies as they are "Bloody undead. Unbloody-dead. What's the bloody point?"Gregg was voiced by Chris Seavor. Chris's voice was put up two notches on the pitch.

Dung Beetles

The Dung Beetles inhabit poo mountain where the Great Mighty Poo is found, speaking in heavy Liverpudlian accents. One Dung Beetle works the cabin where the poo balls are made by cows; the Dung Beetle processes the poo and makes it into balls for people, this beetle also seems to be completly baffled as to why they even roll in poo. They are only seen in the first part of the game and in the Poo Mountain chapters. The Great Mighty Poo kills at least two of them, named Bazza and Tezza. The beetles were voiced by Chris Seavor.

Don Weaso

The weasel crime boss Don Weaso is a mix of every mob boss stereotype, from Italian mafia dons to standard mob bosses. His first cutscene shows him having a meeting with a handful of employees while receiving a massage from Berri. He proceeds to beat to death one of his men who "showed no respect" with a baseball bat in front of Conker, who had been caught taking money from the Rock Solid nightclub, which is revealed to belong to Don Weaso. The mob boss offers Conker a job to pay off the debt, which Conker accepts: he sends Conker with a bomb to get rid of the cavemen, and advises him to leave town afterwards. Conker runs into him again later outside the Feral Reserve Bank, where he sends in both Conker and Berri to steal him some money. However, the job is a set-up, and the vault houses the Panther King, who gives the Don a bounty for delivering Conker. The Don is last seen running from the scene after Heinrich is born. He was voiced by Chris Seavor.

In Bad Fur Day, Don Weaso also appeared in the Heist variant of Multiplayer, in which he is again conducting a robbery of the Feral Reserve Bank, although the layout is much different. The opening cutscene heavily parodies Reservoir Dogs, as much of his dialogue is identical to Joe Cabot's.

Birdy

Birdy is a drunk, sarcastic, hay scarecrow who acts as the tutor for Conker and the player. He is a parody of the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz and is the first character the player interacts with. Birdy teaches the controls and abilities in the game, later asking for Mepsi Pax but instead accepts ten dollars (a nod to Full Metal Jacket). Mepsi Pax is a joke reference to the popular cola flavoured drink Pepsi Max. The quote comes early in the game, when Conker finds himself blocked by a gang of dung beetles and Birdy comes along to help him. His instruction on "Context Sensitive Zones" allows Conker to get past the dung beetles:

:Birdy: Oh yes, you need a manual. Otherwise, no... it doesn’t work. It'll cost you!:Conker: How much?:Birdy: Eh, got any Mepsipax?:Conker: What?:Birdy: Don't matter... actually eh, I think uh, well em, 10 dollars. Long time. You love manual long time.

Conker pays Birdy for his help but the money escapes Birdy's pocket and "jumps" its way back to Conker. Birdy was voiced by Chris Seavor.

Rodent

Another recruit of the SHC, "Rodent" is discovered by Conker in the Tediz Base tied up to be executed by firing squad. Conker releases him, and Rodent aids him throughout the struggle. His special suit is indestructible, and so he volunteers to literally act as a human shield for Conker. When the pair come across a tank, he studies it eagerly, and remains inside it for some time while Conker drives it. He is aware that there is something wrong with the Little Girl somehow, warning Conker to stay away. After the battle with The Experiment, the Little Girl releases some spider mines that destroy the tank. Conker believes Rodent has perished in the blast and is forced to leave his body behind as he flees from the fortress. Rodent survives, however, and regains consciousness just as the fortress explodes. He then crashes into the windmill destroying it and it crushes the bees. Thanks to his suit, he survives this too. The surviving SHC watch him go flying overhead and cheer him. Conker later finds him emerging from the windmill. Rodent has by this point developed a hero-worship of Conker, and although Conker thanks him and they appear to part amicably, Conker then reveals that he thinks Rodent is an idiot. Rodent is also present at the throne room at the end, and is used for the purpose the Panther King wanted Conker for. He is voiced by Chris Seavor.

Franky the Pitchfork

Franky is a pitchfork found in the titular barn in Barn Boys. Initially he is an antagonist, as, at the urging of his companions the paint pot and brush, he attacks Conker. After Conker defeats him through guilt, the pitchfork goes back to his supposed friends who, far from comforting him, tell him to kill himself. In despair, he attempts to hang himself from the rafters of the barn, and fails miserably due to his lack of "a neck of any description", to the glee of the pot and brush. Conker soon cuts him down and, out of gratitude, Franky aids him in defeating the Haybot, both in the barn and in the basement, which all three fall into after the Haybot destroys the floor. After the Haybot is defeated, Franky finds he has been split in half, and Conker tapes him back together. The basement then begins to flood, and Franky immediately disappears, leaving Conker to defend himself against the broken wires and rising water. Franky does not reappear until the throne room at the end. He is voiced by Chris Seavor.

Fangy the Raptor

Fangy is a dinosaur of undisclosed species, though labelled as a dromeaosaurid of some kind. He appears only once, in the Uga Buga arena, where his primal savage tendencies are showcased as entertainment for the cavemen. He attacks anything that moves when he is released, regardless of species. For some undisclosed reason he is already fitted with reins, which Conker makes use of: he hypnotises the dinosaur and then uses him as a steed, riding around on him and attacking the various cavemen, including the huge Buga the Nut. Initially hostile towards Conker, Fangy eventually grows attached to him. After defeating Buga, Conker decides to pay a visit to the similarly huge, though nowhere near as fat, girlfriend of Buga, appropriately named Jugga. When he tries to leave, Fangy follows him like a loyal dog. Conker uses a bone from a dead Cave Man to send the dinosaur back into his holding pen, and the drawbridge is raised behind him.

Lizard Monk

Lizard monks are seen in the Opening Cut Scene, Barn Boys, and Uga Buga only. Conker leaves the Cock and Plucker pub and vomits on one, being drunk. It hisses at him and Conker apologizes, walking into the Panther Kingdom. They read an engraving on a stone and while they tend to hiss at anything, they are harmless. When Conker jumps onto one of their stones, they flip him off the stone onto a high ledge. Only one monk is killed, when the baby raptor jumps out of its egg and lands on it. They appear the same in both games.

Wayne and the Wankas

Wayne is the leader of a criminal gang of Wasps known as the "Wankas" who live at the top of a hill in the "Windy" chapter. They often steal Mrs. Bee's hive, only to have it taken back by Conker. They are invincible unless shot by the hive's guns.

Armored Imps

Green Imps wearing armor. There are three types. Barrel Imps that are only in Conker: Live & Reloaded that are weak and easily killed. Metal Imps, which cannot be killed in Bad Fur Day and are in a few places. In Live & Reloaded, they are roaming the same places as Bad Fur Day but they are replaced with Black Armored Imps, which can't be killed. Sometimes in Conker: Live & Reloaded, you see Silver Armored Imps, these may die too.

Fire Imps

Fire Imps are come across once in the "Bat Tower" chapter as they dance around trying to burn Conker. They look like the armored imps without armor, and red/orange with flames on their backs. The Imps are drunk and smoking cigars when Conker walks in to the room, they proceed to chase him giggling manically. Fire Imps are immune to physical beatings (as Conker soon realises) and they are harmed by Conker urinating on them. They are voiced by Chris Seavor.

Possessed Dolls

Only in Live & Reloaded, Possessed Dolls are present in a spot in Barn Boys and in Spooky. They are clay dolls, and act like zombies, but can be killed with a baseball bat or a shotgun.

Many people may too call them "Demon Babies" for they look like possessed babies.Many people comment that when these Dolls are shown "it's to creepy to play"

TNT Imps

TNT Imps are the only imps that are not enemies; they are more like the key to come further in the "It's War" chapter. They are small, depressed imps that have an enormous keg of TNT strapped to their back, which Conker has to guide to various points to set off explosive chain reactions. They are voiced by Chris Seavor.

Zombies

Zombies are encountered in the Spooky chapter. They can only be killed by blowing up their heads with the shotgun. Their legs can be shot to force them to crawl. There are male and female zombies as well as "children zombies" which are about 50% the size of the "adult" zombies.

Carl/Quentin

Carl is an impudent, sex-starved cog with multiple personalities. His "other half", Quentin, is a polite, seemingly gay cog that actually tells Conker what to do instead of telling him to "fuck off" all the time. Conker switches their personalities by turning the cog; the stogie in Carl's mouth turns into a long, fancy cigarette holder when Quentin is speaking, and vice-versa. Carl wants you to bring the female cogs to him so he can anally rape them. When Carl falls on the floor the female cogs get their revenge, so they get him sodomized by Mr. Big Cog, but Quentin enjoys it. They're voiced by Chris Seavor.

Barry and Co.

Barry the bat is only in the game for a very brief period in "Barn Boys", but he is nevertheless a major player. As a result, he is often considered at least a minor character. His buddies, who are other bats, are enemies in the game. They speak in high-pitched squeaks, but their talk balloons appear in English, and their curse words are still censored.

Ugas

Ugas are a tribe of cavemen who appear throughout "Uga Buga". They are enemies and allies in the game, who live a lifestyle similar to that of Ancient Romans (Worshiping Idols, Gladiator fights, etc.). They use bone clubs and hate the rock men. Their gibberish is voiced by Chris Seavor.

Rock Men

Rock men live alongside the Ugas, but they never get along. Constantly feuding with their rivals, these golems enjoy alcohol and nightclubs. It is a Rock Man that captures Berri. They can only be defeated when in their ball forms, which are also used to solve puzzles. Despite the name, there are females individuals as well.

Fajo the Money

Fajo is the name of cash bundles. They are more like items, but they have eyes and are able to move and speak. They often insult or cajole Conker. Whenever they are given to another character by Conker, they remark that they don't like their new home and jump back over to Conker. These are often rewards for achieving goals and are needed to progress through the game. They're voiced by Chris Seavor. They probably got their name from the Spanish word "fajo", witch means "a handful (of bills)".

Mr. and Mrs. Bee

Mrs. Bee is a recurring queen bee who often has her hive stolen by wasps. She often charges Conker to retrieve it. Mrs. Bee is rich but unattractive. Mr. Bee left her for a sunflower (which doesn't surprise Conker). He apparently married her for financial support. Mr. Bee appears in "Barn Boys", in a decrepit and pathetic state, and asks Conker to help him "pollinate" the sunflower. Mrs. Bee is killed after the War level, seen to be crushed (along with her hive) by the windmill that was blown apart when Rodent came flying from the exploding island.

The Sunflower

A large, anthropomorphic sunflower that's found in "Barn Boys". Mr. Bee left his wife to be with her. The Sunflower has large breasts that she conceals from Conker, but he is able to make her uncover them with the help of some pacifist bees that like to tickle people rather than sting them. The Sunflower offers Conker a "bounce" on her breasts, which Conker uses to get some money in a high alcove.

The Catfish

A school of haughty catfish that offer Conker a large sum of money (which turns out to just be $10) if he can restrain a vicious bulldog-fish that likes to frighten them. The bulldog-fish eventually escapes and kills them, but a different school of catfish appear at the beginning of the Horror chapter, where Gregg is swiping at them with his scythe ("I don't bloody believe it. They've got fish version of the little bastards now.")

Gargoyle

The Gargoyle appears towards the end of the "Hungover" chapter. He sits on a bridge leading to Fairy Panther Kingdom, blocking Conker, who needs to cross the bridge to get home. However, the Gargoyle refuses to move because he got comfy. Once Conker got a frying pan he whacked the Gargoyle. Looking like it had no effect on him, he laughed, then he loses his balance and falls off the bridge, crashing in a pond making Conker able to cross the bridge. In Conker Live and Reloaded, when Conker hit the Gargoyle with the frying pan, it had absolutely no effect on him (because of a prank pulled on Conker by the designer), thus calling Conker a "Stupid little twat." Then Conker pulled out a baseball bat and whacked the Gargoyle over the head with it. Instead of falling of the bridge, he falls backwards into the wall behind him, making a shockwave causing a huge boulder to fall on him.

Marvin

Marvin the mouse is a neutral character in the chapter "Barn Boys" that frightens a large, pink, metal crate causing her to hide on top of a smaller metal crate named Jack. Jack tells Conker to get rid of Marvin. Conker will have to go to a cheese farm owned by Jack's friend Burt. Burt opens the gate letting Conker into the cheese. By feeding Marvin three pieces of cheese, he will explode. The female crate jumps off of Jack allowing Conker to the top of the barn. Marvin later appears in the ending cutscene, apparently stitched up and still having a fixation on cheese. Chris Seavor voiced him.

Ron & Reg

Ron & Reg are a talking paint can and a paintbrush (respectively), neutral characters in the chapter "Barn Boys" who are supposedly Frankie's friends, but they treat him like dirt and make him "Kick Ass" at anyone who entered the barn. After Frankie failed to kill Conker they suggested he should kill himself.

A running gag during the game is that Reg has an annoying habit of repeating everything Ron says.

Ron: What did you do that for? You dumb shit!Reg: Yeah, dumb shit! (laughs)Ron: Why do you have to repeat everything I say?Reg: I... I don't repeat every you say... er, do I?Ron: Yes you do, actually.Reg: Oh... sorry,

Again in the throne room, praising Conker as king:

Ron: Long live the king.Reg: Yeah, yeah long live the king.Ron: Will you stop repeating me?

Reg looks up at Frankie-Reg: I'm not! I'm repeating him.

They were both voiced by Chris Seavor.