Date Movie

Not to be confused with Date Night.

Date Movie
Theatrical release poster,
Directed by	Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer
Produced by	Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer Jack L. Murray Paul Schiff
Written by	Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer
Starring	Alyson Hannigan Adam Campbell Sophie Monk Jennifer Coolidge Mauricio Sanchez Eddie Griffin Fred Willard
Music by	David Kitay
Cinematography	Shawn Maurer
Editing by	Paul Hirsch
Studio	Regency Enterprises
Distributed by	20th Century Fox
Release date(s)	February 17, 2006 (2006-02-17)
Running time	84.5 minutes
Country	Canada
Language	English
Budget	$20 million[1][2]
Box office	$84,795,656

Date Movie is a 2006 American parody film, which was directed and written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, two of the writers of the first Scary Movie. Much of the story line was based on that of the well-known romantic comedy My Big Fat Greek Wedding and Meet The Fockers. It stars Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Sophie Monk, Eddie Griffin, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge and Mauricio Sanchez.

The film was panned by critics, but did well at the box office. The film was released on DVD on May 30, 2006. There is also an unrated version on DVD.

Plot

Julia Jones (Alyson Hannigan) is an obese woman, who dreams of marrying Napoleon Dynamite (Josh Meyers) but even in her dreams she is rejected. Writing in diary, she thinks she will never find her true love. Julia goes outside and dances to impress men on the streets. It doesn't, as her obesity gets the best of her, with fluid sloshing around inside her rear and breasts; one man even shoots himself in the head with a nail gun when he sees her dancing.

Later on, Julia goes to work at her dad's Greek diner. Her dad, Frank (Eddie Griffin), suggests she gets married to someone of the same heritage as her. Julia is half Greek (her dad, who is actually portrayed as an African-American), half Indian (her mom) and half Japanese (her Japanese sister). He suggests Nicky (Judah Friedlander), an ugly, greasy man. She then meets Grant Fockyerdoder (Adam Campbell), with whom she forms an instant attraction. When Frank yells at Julia to get an order, she turns to respond and hits Grant over the head with the coffee pot she's holding, knocking him to the floor. She turns around only to find his table is suddenly empty and figures he ran away.

Julia needs help and goes to see a love therapist, Hitch (Tony Cox). Hitch rejects her at first but reluctantly agrees to help her. Julia explains about the man at the diner and thinks it will be impossible for him to fall in love with her. Hitch takes her to a garage where she gets "pimped out" into a slim attractive woman. She earns a spot on a reality television dating show called "The Extreme Bachelor", the bachelor turning out to be Grant, the man she met in the diner. Grant greets all the women and is asked to eliminate the losers, which he does by shooting them. Julia is the last woman standing and is rewarded with dinner for two at a restaurant called "A Restaurant". After their meal, Julia and Grant head back to her apartment, where they have sex. Julia takes Grant to meet her parents. There is immediate tension between Frank and Grant. Grant goes to the bathroom to see Jinxers, the family cat, defecating loudly and continuously on the toilet. Things get a lot worse when Grant attempts to open a bottle of champagne. The cork hits a vase that contains Frank's mother's remains, and the problems only get worse when Jinxers begins humping the skeleton.

Later, Grant takes Julia to Tiffany & Co., where they turn on the lights to reveal the salespeople ready to let her pick whatever she wants. Grant then confesses he loves her and proposes to her. Julia happily says yes. Then, Frodo (Tom Lenk), Gandalf (Tom Fitzpatrick), and the others try to pawn off a ring, with Gandalf pleading that the ring could "destroy all evil". Ignoring him, Frodo accepts the offer of $50. The hobbits then turn and repeatedly kick Gandalf in his "precious" (balls) and run off to "get some wine coolers... and hookers!" Now it's Grant's turn to take Julia and her family to meet his parents. This meeting doesn't go well either, as Roz (Jennifer Coolidge), Grant's mother, informs everyone that Grant lost his virginity to their gay housekeeper Eduardo (Mauricio Sanchez). Frank secretly brings Nicky along, telling Julia she has no choice but to marry him. Julia runs off, devastated. Later, Frank has a one-on-one basketball game with Grant's father, Bernie (Fred Willard). Things get bad when Frank gets a huge taste of Bernie's chest hair.

The next day, Julia and Grant go to a wedding planner named Jell-O (Valery Ortiz), who has a massive rear end. Jell-O suggests they go to Taco Butt, but they want something a little fancier. At first she is offended but when Grant tells her that he and Julia have already taken care of the other things listed for the wedding, Jell-O tells them that she wanted them to see what she had booked for the entertainment which was her dancing. She does some dance moves and backs up towards them with her massive rear end crushing them. Julia finally gets the chance meet Andy (Sophie Monk), Grant's best man, at the swimming pool. Of course, Julia assumes Andy is a man, but she is really a woman and is a lot more attractive than Julia. Julia is even more horrified when she finds out that the two were engaged three weeks ago. Andy helps Julia shop for her wedding dress. At the dress store, Julia hits her head on a power box and finds that she can read people's thoughts. Julia finds from reading Andy's mind that she still has feelings for Grant and plans to split the two of them up. Julia and Andy fight each other, Kill Bill-style. Julia grows depressed, fearing that she'll always be a lonely fat girl. She goes back to Hitch and tells him about Andy. Hitch reckons she doesn't stand a chance against Andy — but if she does, then everything will be fine in the end. Julia grows confident again and figures that she just has to make it through the wedding rehearsal at her dad's diner; then, only one day until their wedding. There, Andy shows up and accuses Grant of using Julia to get over her, but Grant ignores her.

The big day has arrived, but unfortunately, Julia wakes up with a big pimple on her face. She eventually pops it, blowing her to the back of the room and knocking down a wall, but she is late for her wedding. Meanwhile, Andy finally tells Grant how she feels about him, and that Julia doesn't deserve him. She wants to marry him but Grant steps up and says he wants Julia. Andy ignores him and kisses him. Grant pushes Andy off and sees Julia, who has caught them in the act and runs away.

Days later, Julia goes back to her apartment and is surrounded by balloons, gifts, and letters from Grant. She cannot forgive Grant, and agrees to marry Nicky. Once at the altar with Nicky, Julia is regretting it and has flashbacks about her and Grant. Frank, realizing that Julia is unhappy, stops the wedding and tells her she doesn't want Nicky. Grant is the one for her (he saw it in her flashback). Frank shows Julia a magazine with a picture of Grant and a message. It says to meet him on the rooftop of her apartment building. After an epic journey - throwing Andy down a stairway, bashing someone on the head with a baseball bat to get their bike - she gets there, only to find she just missed Grant. She leans her hands on the railings, causing it to snap and falls right into Grant's arms. It is very emotional but they get back together and get married, with Hitch officiating. Andy and Nicky meet at the wedding, and fall in love. Meanwhile, Grant and Julia leave in a horse and carriage. Julia also gets a present from her mother-in-law: a vaginal thermometer which apparently has been in their family for generations and is regarded as good luck when it's not washed.

The movie ends with Grant and Julia attending their honeymoon on Kong Island. They see a woman (Carmen Electra) tied up to two pieces of wood. King Kong comes on and rips off her dress, leaving her clad in a leopard print bikini. Kong then gropes her, she says "I like hairy guys" and Kong roars and flattens her to death.

Parodies

• Notting Hill - The film stars Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts, from whom the main characters take their names.^[3]
• My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Julia works in her family's Greek restaurant, and her father wants her to marry someone of their ethnicity.^[3][4]
• Bridget Jones' Diary - Julia wakes up and goes to her diary for write an entry. In the final scene, Julia opens her diary, which is called "Julia Jones' Diary".^[3]
• Hitch - Julia goes to see a love therapist.^[4]
• Pimp My Ride - Julia is pimped out in a garage.
• Star Wars - Julia dresses as Darth Vader in the garage, with Hitch as Yoda.
• Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers - Main parody.^[3][4]
• The Birdcage - The housekeeper is dressed just like the one from The Birdcage.
• Legally Blonde - The Harvard admissions video.
• The Wedding Planner - "Jell-O" is a parody of Jennifer Lopez.^[5]
• Pretty Woman - The scene in which Grant and Andy meet is a direct parody of that film's meet-cute scene between Julia Roberts and Richard Gere - with Grant in Roberts' role.
• Sweet Home Alabama - When Grant proposes to Julia in the jewelry store. scene between Patrick Dempsey and Reese Witherspoon.
• What Women Want - Julia begins to read minds.
• Kill Bill - Julia dresses as The Bride and challenges Andy - who sports an eye patch much like Elle Driver's - to a swordfight.^[6][7]
• Save the Last Dance
• My Best Friend's Wedding - The conflict between Julia and Andy, and the parody of "I Say a Little Prayer"
• King Kong - Julia and Grant are going to "Kong Island" in their honeymoon, and can see Carmen Electra tied up in two pieces of wood, spoofing Ann Darrow.^[6]
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - Grant's article is entitled 'How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days'. The scene after Grant and Julia have sex is also a direct parody.
• Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Julia and Grant talk with a therapist of their relationship, but talk more of killing each other and their personal lives. In the final scene, the therapist asks them how many times they have had sex, and Julia replies that they can't answer that question, because the film is rated PG-13.
• Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story - White Goodman hits Julia in the head with a dodgeball.
• Say Anything... - Grant holds up a boom box in the street below Julia's window.
• The Lord of the Rings - During the proposal scene, Frodo Baggins and his hobbit companions walk in to pawn the One Ring, with Gandalf trying to stop them.^[6]
• Wedding Crashers - After the ending, a man (resembling Owen Wilson) enters and says, "Is it too late to crash the Fockyerdoder wedding?"
• American Wedding - In the restaurant, during the first date, Alyson Hannigan isn't under the table (as in American Pie 3) but her partner makes strange things with his body and implies Julia is doing a blowjob under the table
• When Harry Met Sally - In the restaurant Grant has a loud orgasm in front of Julia much like the one Sally fakes, after which Julia says "I'll have what he's having."^[3][4]
• Along Came Polly - When the fathers of Julia and Grant are playing basketball.^[3]
• Napoleon Dynamite - At the beginning, when Julia is dreaming about walking up the aisle, Napoleon Dynamite appears.
• Princess Diaries - leg pops up after the bachelor spoof 'lover'^[8]
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo When Andy is introduced, she is seen wiping hamburgers on a car's windshield.

Cast

• Alyson Hannigan as Julia Jones
• Adam Campbell as Grant Funkyerdoder. In the unrated edition this is changed to "Fockyerdoter"
• Sophie Monk as Andy
• Jennifer Coolidge as Roz Fockyerdoder
• Fred Willard as Bernie Fockyerdoder
• Eddie Griffin as Frank Jones
• Meera Simhan as Linda Jones
• Marie Matiko as Betty Jones
• Tony Cox as Hitch
• Carmen Electra as Anne
• Valery Ortiz as Jell-O
• Judah Friedlander as Nicky
• Tom Fitzpatrick as Gandalf
• Tom Lenk as Frodo
• Beverly Polcyn as Old Cat Woman
• Lil Jon as Himself
• Mauricio Sanchez as Eduardo
• Josh Meyers as Napoleon Dynamite / Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers
• Edward Moss as Michael Jackson
• Nadia Dina Ariqat as Britney Spears
• Nick Steele as Kevin Federline
• Jasen Salvatore as Ben Stiller
• Matt Austin as Fireman
• Nina Avetisova as Bachelor girl
• Bridget Ann Brno as Bridget Jones
• Andrea Kosarew as Deaf Woman
• Gianfranco L'Amore as Native King Kong
• Midajah McCullum as Sales Girl

Reception

Critical response

The film did not have advance press screenings.^[9] It received overwhelmingly negative reviews. Rotten Tomatoes gives the film a score of 6% based on reviews from 83 critics, with an average rating of 2.4 out of 10.^[10] Metacritic gives the film a score of 11% based on reviews from 18 critics. This is "Overwhelming dislike" on their rating system.^[11] Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 77th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 6%.^{[citation needed]}

Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly gives the film a B- grade, comparing it to fast food, suggesting that if you are "hungry for comedy that's salty and loud" and that this film might be just what you are craving.^[4] Variety praises Jennifer Coolidge for providing a few bright moments with a spot-on spoof of Barbra Streisand, but is otherwise unimpressed describing the film as "padded and repetitious".^[6]

Critic Scott Tobias of The AV Club asks, how can a film parody a comedy? His answer is it cannot and gives the film an F grade. He is amazed that a "joke-a-second comedy" fails to contain a single laugh.^[3] Pete Vonder Haar of Film Threat described the film as a contender for worst of 2006. He walked out of the film after 29 minutes without a single laugh, and says he does not feel any guilt about it. He described the laughter of others in the audience as "inexplicable" and wonders if the American cinema going audience is made up of "deranged howler monkeys".^[9]

Box office

Despite the negative critical reaction, the film grossed $48,548,426 in the United States and $30,000,000 internationally, adding up to a worldwide gross of $78,548,426.^[1]

Home media

The film was released on DVD on May 30, 2006 in rated and unrated versions and 1,051,878 units were sold, bringing in $18,777,476 in revenue.^[2][12]

Soundtrack

Date Movie Soundtrack
Studio album by various
Released	February 17, 2006
Recorded	Various times
Genre	R&B, Hip-Hop
Label	Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation

Track listing^[13]

1. "Milkshake" - Kelis
2. "Party Hard" – The Perceptionists
3. "You’re the First, the Last, My Everything" - Barry White
4. "Toma" - Pitbull feat. Lil Jon
5. "Funhop" - Todd Schietroma
6. "Do You Believe in Magic?" - The Lovin' Spoonful
7. "Too Much Booty (In da Pants)" - Soundmaster T
8. "Break it on Down" - Flii Stylz & Tenashus
9. "Baby Come Back" – Player
10. "The Price is Right (Theme)" - David Kitay
11. "Break It Down" – Alana D.
12. "Come on Shake" – Classic
13. "What Will You Do?" - Sparklemotion
14. "Don't Cha" - The Pussycat Dolls

See also

• Romantic comedy film, the concept being "spoofed" in this film.

References

1. ^ ^{a b} "Date Movie - Box Office Data, Movie News, Cast Information". The Numbers. Nash Information Services. http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2006/DATEM.php. Retrieved 2009-12-05. 
2. ^ ^{a b} "Date Movie (2006)". Box Office Mojo. Amazon.com. http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=datemovie.htm. 
3. ^ ^{a b c d e f g} Scott Tobias (February 21, 2006). "Date Movie". The AV Club. The Onion. http://www.avclub.com/articles/date-movie,4083/. 
4. ^ ^{a b c d e} Owen Gleiberman (2006-02-22). "Date Movie (2006)". Entertainment Weekly. Time Inc.. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1162008,00.html. "hodgepodge of My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Bridget Jones's Diary, Meet the Fockers, Hitch, and Sleepless in Seattle" 
5. ^ "Date Movie (2006) - Image Gallery". Box Office Mojo. http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=media&img=6529&id=datemovie.htm. Retrieved 2011-05-07. 
6. ^ ^{a b c d} Leydon, Joe (February 17, 2006). "Date Movie". Variety. http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117929683/. 
7. ^ "Date Movie (2006) - Image Gallery". Box Office Mojo. http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=media&img=6524&id=datemovie.htm. Retrieved 2011-05-07. 
8. ^ "Date Movie (2006) - Image Gallery". Box Office Mojo. http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=media&img=6527&id=datemovie.htm. Retrieved 2011-05-07. 
9. ^ ^{a b} "Date Movie". Film Threat. 2006-02-19. http://www.filmthreat.com/reviews/8664/. Retrieved 2011-05-07. 
10. ^ "Date Movie". Rotten Tomatoes. Flixster. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10005744-date_movie/. 
11. ^ "Date Movie". Metacritic. CBS. http://www.metacritic.com/movie/date-movie. 
12. ^ "Date Movie DVD". Nash Information Services. The Numbers. http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2006/DATEM-DVD.php. 
13. ^ "Amazon". http://www.amazon.com/Date-Movie-Original-Soundtrack/dp/B000E1MXY6. 

External links

• Official website
• Date Movie at the Internet Movie Database
• Date Movie at AllRovi
• Date Movie at Box Office Mojo
• Date Movie at Rotten Tomatoes
• Date Movie at Metacritic